(Punk/Oi) Splodgenessabounds | Splodge - Дискография (9; w Captain Sensible) - 1980-2001, MP3, 192-320 kbps

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20 min. 27 sec
1. Nights in white
2. Love song
3. 2 4 6 8 motorway
4. Yorkie
5. Donkey riding
6. White riot
7. Woke up this morning
8. Pretty vacant

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7 min. 01 sec
1. Simon templer
2. Michael Booth's talking boom
3. Two pints of lager

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10 min
1. Cowpunk medium
2. Brown pager
3. Have you goy a light boy
4. Morning milkey

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73 min. 23 sec.
1. The Malcom Opera (Splodge) - 5:42
2. Whimsy zoom zoom
1. It’s that sound
4. I fell in love with a female plumber from Harlesden NW10
5. Anarchy chaos Stanley Oogden
6. Blown away like a fart in a thunderstorm
7. Poison babies vs Batman
8. Two little boys
9. Rolf
10. I’ve got lots of famous people living under the floor boards of humble abode – 2.32
11. Porky Scratchings - :50
12. Simon Templer - 2:38
13. Desert Island Joe - 2:10
14. What's That Funny Noise? - 1:44
15. Wiffy Smells - 1:51
16. Two Pints [dub] - 3:22
BONUS CAPTAIN OI!
17. Michael Booth's Talking Bum [*] - 2:34
18. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps... [*] - 2:13
19. We're Pathetique [*] - 2:19
20. Isuabaleene, Pt. 2 - 3:25
21. Saying Goodbye to His Horse - 1:24
22. Sox - 2:01
23. The Butterfly Song - 2:06
24. Bicycle Seat - 3:26
25. Cowpunk Medlum - 2:39
26. Brown Paper - 2:02
27. Have You Got a Light Boy? - 2:06
28. Morning Milky - 3:36
29. Yarmouth Five O - :47
30. Brown Paper [dub] - 1:20

48 min. 30 sec.
01. Pooh '00's Trumped
02. In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
03. Old 'Ya Cherries
04. Tough S**t Wilson
05. My Baked Bean
06. Crabs
07. Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
08. Freefall from Paradise
09. Graffiti
10. Renfrew
11. A Very Unfunny Comedian?
12. What's Thru This Doorrrr....
13. Pathetique
14. Pilchard Freak
15. Mouth and Trousers
16. We Luv We
17. Give It Some Bollox
18. No No Yeah
19. Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
20. 'Ole in the Wall
21. Slooshalongamax
22. Cigarette
23. Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)
24. Delilah
25. Lager Top
26. Sandra
27. My Grandma/Hurly Burly/Iko Iko

35 min.
1. Intro
2. Hold Your Cherries
3. Crabs
4. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
5. Tough S*** Wilson
6. Two Little Boys
7. Pathetique
8. Bohemian Walkway
9. Morning Milky
10. Michael Booth's Talking Bum
11. The Butterfly Song
12. Two Pints of Lager

30 min 37 sec
01. Touch of the Rods
02. Answers on a Postcard
03. Double Entendres
04. Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
05. Lager in the House
06. Go the Whole Hog
07. Dangerous
08. Not Many People Know That
09. Haemorrhoids
10. Rude Boy
11. They're Coming to Take Me Away

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40 min. 27 sec.
1. Scrapyard - 2:35
2. My Socks Gone Down My Shoe - 2:56
3. Poochie - :55
4. I Wouldn't Lie - 1:58
5. Having a Beer - 2:44
6. Lullaby of Mongolia - 3:20
7. Truncheon Meat Squad - 2:22
8. Poochie (Slight Return) - :14
9. I Don't Know - 3:10
10. Mongols on the Streets of London - 2:36
11. I'm Angry - 3:16
12. Singing out of Tune - 2:19
13. Ghenghis Khan - 3:14
14. The Things That Make the Mongols So Great - 4:04
15. Bonus track

46 min 32 sec
01. Primrose of the Valley
02. Bloody Disgrace
03. Nausea Vomiting Diahorea
04. A Fistful of Shitters
05. Don't You Just Hate It
06. Storm from the East
07. The Laughing Policeman
08. 667, The Neighbour of the Beast
09. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
10. Woe Is Me
11. A Tinny or Two
12. Parallel Lines
13. Not as Easy as It Looks
14. I Don't Know What Did I Do That For?
15. Egg Sandwich
16. What I Do Behind Closed Doors

Отличный британский панк-ой!
The band was originally fronted by Max Splodge and his girlfriend of the time, who was known as Baby Greensleeves. The band won a recording contract with Deram Records after finishing runner-up in the 1979 Battle Of The Bands contest, even though Deram was planning to cease all activities in the music markets outside of classical music. The band's first release for Deram in 1980 was "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please", which later inspired the title of the BBC situation comedy, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. The song was released as a triple A side vinyl single, along with "Simon Templar" (a pastiche of the theme tune of the TV series, Return of the Saint) and "Michael Booth's Talking Bum".
"Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please" was the only song from that release that picked up any airplay, first from John Peel on his BBC Radio 1 show, and later on daytime radio as a novelty song. The song peaked at #7 in the UK Singles Chart in June 1980, however the band members were unable to capitalise on their success by appearing on Top Of The Pops, because the show was off the air due to strike action at the BBC Television.
The follow-up to "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please" was a cover version of "Two Little Boys" (a live version that appeared in the soundtrack to the 1981 film, Urgh! A Music War). It was another triple A-side, with "Horse" and "The Butterfly Song". The band then performed on Top Of The Pops, but the single only reached #26 in September 1980. Their eponymous debut album (released in January 1981 when the band was on hiatus) failed to chart.
In the band's early days, they were noted for playing pranks. These included leaving Splodge stranded on top of a set of speakers for an entire set; supporting themselves when the support band failed to show by playing the wrong instruments badly at deafening volume levels; and a stunt where Splodge was rumoured to be held in Maidstone Prison and came on stage handcuffed to a prison officer. Splodgenessabounds' stage show sometimes went to carnivalesque extremes. Police were frequenting their concerts, due to unsubstantiated reports of public nudity and "farting on demand" during renditions of "Michael Booth's Talking Bum", and "Blown Away Like a Fart in A Thunderstorm", during which "Max gets a blowjob onstage from his female singing partner".[1]
The group often made humorously grandiose press release claims, such as that their debut album would be a triple, including a side of "old material transcribed from their own cassettes, coupled with their 'Pathetic Movements Manifesto', and including a free Christmas tree with every copy.[2]
Splodge got back into the studio - having lost the rest of his band in 1980 - with help from the Heavy Metal Kids, whose lead singer and guitarist Gary Holton was a friend of Splodge and sometime member of Splodgenessabounds. Their single "Cowpunk Medlum" (a medley of the theme song of the Western film High Noon and the TV series Bonanza) reached #69 in June 1981, but after this, Deram terminated the band's recording contract. Nevertheless, the new Splodgenessabounds (temporarily shortened to Splodge for legal reasons) released a follow-up single, "Mouth And Trousers", along with the album In Search of the Seven Golden Gussets on the independent Razor Records. Despite the single getting good airplay and favourable reviews (being a ska song rather than their usual punk style), without the backing of Deram Records, it became the first Splodgenessabounds single to fail to chart. After this, the band went on an indefinite hiatus as Splodge pursued his career as an actor and bingo caller, as well as playing with Angelic Upstarts.
With a revived interest in the band after appearing at punk festivals such as Morecambe, a new album, A Nightmare on Rude Street was recorded in 1991, but sales and reviews were poor, and the band split again. In 1999, after becoming obsessed with the BBC documentary Storm from the East, about the life of Genghis Khan (produced by Edward Bazelgatte of The Vapors), Splodge penned four songs: "Genghis Khan", "Lulluby of Mongolia", "These Are the Things That Make the Mongols So Great" and "Mongols on the Streets of London" and decided to resurrect the band once more.
Two subsequent albums I Don't Know (2000) and The Artful Splodger (2001) were released by Captain Oi! Records. Since 2001, the only releases have been a concert/interview DVD (released in 2005) and a joint single with John Otway, "No Offence - None Taken", available for download only. In 2006, the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons. Hill made fun of the Kiss frontman, and Splodgenessabounds performed at the end of the show, accompanied by Hill dressed as "The Demon", Gene Simmons.